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December 17th
1:51 PM

abrahamsdaughter-raisedherbow:

awfulbanter:

mockingjay was a great book 

everyone had a good time

prim had a blast 

fun for the whole family 

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macalien:

merry dogemass everyone

stantler:

passion:

i can’t wait until i’m 18 and i’m able to hold hands with people legally

be sure to use protection

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mamayuuma:

mamayuuma:

what do you call a broken can opener

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a can’t opener

December 14th
10:25 PM

pineism:

"your bra strap is showing"

that’s my dick

December 13th
6:00 PM
5:43 PM
5:36 PM

a message from codyalamode


what is that freaking gif from?

I don’t even know but it’s still making me laugh

daisyville:

slowlydisappear:

davidtennantspants:

teslas-stache:

uncannedunicornmeat:

liesbasedonlust:

I want this at my wedding.

This sounds threatening.
Two families enter.
One family leaves.

The Wedding Games

May the bouquet toss be ever in your favor.


OH MY GOD

daisyville:

slowlydisappear:

davidtennantspants:

teslas-stache:

uncannedunicornmeat:

liesbasedonlust:

I want this at my wedding.

This sounds threatening.

  • Two families enter.
  • One family leaves.

The Wedding Games

May the bouquet toss be ever in your favor.

OH MY GOD

boypillow:

annoyingbloqqer:

life hack: kill everyone except ur crush so they’re forced to date u

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duskball:

stunningpicture:

Partially submerged grow animals — one of my funnier accidents.

grab my strong hand

duskball:

stunningpicture:

Partially submerged grow animals — one of my funnier accidents.

grab my strong hand

feliz-navistop:

k-scodelarios:

windows 8 can suck my dick

I can’t believe how far technology has come

christmasturbate:

*10th wedding anniversary* 

are you sure you like like me