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August 6th
8:11 PM

rneerkat:

with great power comes a great electricity bill

offendedsanta:

why is sex also referred to as “the birds and the bees” birds can’t fuck bees that’s fucked up thinking about it fucks me up

  • Teacher: How much is a gram?
  • Me: Shit, Depends on what you want..
July 31st
4:12 PM

burgerkid:

when your friend starts telling an embarrassing story about you

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mr-egbutt:

residentevils:

when u accidently type me instead of my 

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accidentally typing “yeha” instead of “yeah”

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mouzeron:

plants have feelings too

mouzeron:

plants have feelings too

June 1st
10:39 PM
snazziest:

this was no accident

snazziest:

this was no accident

marypussypoppins:

looks like this cat just witnessed a sick burn

marypussypoppins:

looks like this cat just witnessed a sick burn

sachimo:

high school more like sigh school

rogerina:

i’ll see you in heck

12:40 PM
thereturnofthegangsta:

You can’t get black off a Kardashian

thereturnofthegangsta:

You can’t get black off a Kardashian

May 31st
10:59 PM

hamigakimomo:

Did anyone actually draw clip art or was it just born when the universe was