February 2012
Can anyone think of a witty comeback to someone...
MY NAME IS CORY
THIS IS MY STORY
2 + 2 = FORY
i-like-puddles:
being really really ridiculously bad at drawing
Anonymous asked: NO I UNFOLLOWED YOU BECAUSE YOUR UNFUNNY AND UNBEARBLE
You unfollow me because you’re afraid of falling in love with me, I know
Anonymous asked: do you have a girlfriend?
6 tags
operator: 911, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
murderer: ok
Anonymous asked: hey. about 4 days ago, i went to my reunion thingy i told u about.. sadly, it was raining that day and only a few girls came. my crush was a no show. i'll never have the chance again :S
Kid: why do we have to learn this
Math teacher: because fuck you
WatchHAHHAHA OH MY GOD YOU MAKE ME LAUGH SO MUCHHH
The awkward moment when you go to high five...