MY DAD GAVE ME A GOLDEN GAYTIME IVE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER
I DIDNT REALISE HOW THIS MIGHT SOUND TO NON-AUSTRALIANS IM REALLY SORRY
i feel like you australians are just fucking with us now
- Me: *accidently ruins everything*
my laptop screen is brighter than my future
if you were a vegetable you would be a cabBITCH
my laptop screen is brighter than my future
mine is on the minimal brightness and this is still true
nayx:
this is what an abortion looks like just seconds after the procedure is completed. what you are about to see may shock you
How do you do stuff without feeling embarrassed
“What do you have in common with Edward Cullen?”
Rob - “I look a bit like him.”
*points to guys dick* is this seat taken
all i want for christmas is [gunshot] [gunshot] [gunshot] [cash register noise]
